A 2–8 hammering by Six Offenders. Some nights are just for forgetting.

Names in the book: Jack C (brace).

Josh M ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — Jack and Eddie's 1-2 — Eddie backheeled it through perfectly for Jack to strike it top bins. Ripped the net off.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie and Isaac both attempting and failing rainbow flicks. Should've just passed it.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.