So Horsed nicked it 2–0 against WTB.

Names in the book: Jack C and Chris L.

Dan (BingBong's Mate) ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. One for the scrapbook — Dan's fingertip save onto the post. The keepers' union salutes you.

Not a goal conceded; take a bow, Dan H.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Sam for missing his penalty. Honestly, harder to miss.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.