A 0–2 defeat to RB Light a Cig. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

So Horsed drew a blank up front — one of those nights.

Man of the Match? No argument: Craig R. File this under 'pure cinema' — James for his cameo Ronaldo appearance.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Tom for losing it on the edge of the area leading to a goal.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.