So Horsed came up just short, going down 4–7 to Texas Oldham.

Getting the goals: Jack C (brace) and Eddie E (brace).

Pick of the bunch: Jack M, your Man of the Match. Moment of the night — Eddie's volley onto the post and in. The keepers' union salutes you.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Drew for the clown show across the box trying not to concede a penalty. Honestly, harder to miss.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.