A 3–4 defeat to Horsed. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

Names in the book: Tom S (brace) and BingBong.

Tom ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. Worth the admission fee alone — Tom's sublime finishing.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Drew for making 20 worldie saves then letting the easiest one in.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.