Honours even — So Horsed and RB Light a Cig shared the goals in a 2–2 draw.

On the scoresheet: Ollie J and Craig R.

Man of the Match? No argument: Alex. File this under 'pure cinema' — Alex's quality assist and Ollie's great finish. Served up on a plate.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Sam's left foot shot that went for a throw in. Someone go fetch it from the car park.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.