A 0–2 defeat to Texas Oldham. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

Not a single goal for So Horsed. It happens.

Brice took the MOTM honours, and the first round. The highlight reel belongs to Brice for being the nutmeg king. Filthy.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Piotr for his swan dive 5 minutes after contact. Took himself out, no defenders required.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺