A 1–3 defeat to 1Nightstand. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

On the scoresheet: Jack C.

Man of the Match? No argument: Tom. One for the scrapbook — Jack's knuckleball goal. Ripped the net off.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to George for hoofing the ball at James after the 3rd goal. Cleared it into next Tuesday.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.