So Horsed came up just short, going down 1–3 to Champagne SR.

Names in the book: Alex.

Alex ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. Worth the admission fee alone — Alex for bringing the ball down on his chest, taking it around a player and finishing in style. Silk.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Brice for reinventing the goal kick procedure and taking it himself.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.