Not pretty, but nobody's complaining: So Horsed beat WTB 2–1.

Getting the goals: Craig R (brace).

Pick of the bunch: Craig R, your Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — Craig's wonderstrike finish against his second team.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Tom for sending their player for hot dogs and then swinging and missing his shot. Honestly, harder to miss.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.