So Horsed and More Horsed couldn't be separated, finishing 4–4.

Goals courtesy of Jack C, Craig R and BingBong (brace).

BingBong took the MOTM honours, and the first round. One for the scrapbook — Sam for sending Eddie for hot dogs.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Jack M for hitting the post of his own goal with a great strike. Scoring at the wrong end takes real dedication.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺