So Horsed and FC Goa couldn't be separated, finishing 1–1.

On the scoresheet: Jack M.

Man of the Match? No argument: Jack M. One for the scrapbook — Jack M's last kick of the game equaliser.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Jack M for heading the ball through to their striker who scored.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.