Honours even — So Horsed and Man Chest Hair shared the goals in a 4–4 draw.

Goals courtesy of Jack C, BingBong and Jack H (brace).

Jack H took the MOTM honours, and the first round. File this under 'pure cinema' — Jack C for turning their defender into a ballerina with a fake shot before scoring. Somehow it all came off.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to The oppo's shooting - ref had to switch ends because they ran out of balls. Officials: never the donkey's friend.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺