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So Horsed FC3 Jun 2025
So Horsed
Horsed
0–5
Ballers
Opposition
LA chastening night.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

A 0–5 hammering by Ballers. Some nights are just for forgetting.

So Horsed couldn't find the target, no matter how they tried.

Pick of the bunch: Ash S, your Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to BingBong's nutmeg just before the final whistle. Filthy.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Haydn for getting nutmegged twice by the same player.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
No scorers recorded
🎯 Assists
None recorded
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
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🔥 Highlight

BingBong's nutmeg just before the final whistle

🫏 Donkey

Haydn for getting nutmegged twice by the same player