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So Horsed FC3 Jun 2025
So Horsed
Horsed
0–5
Ballers
Opposition
LA chastening night.
Match Report
The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk
A 0–5 hammering by Ballers. Some nights are just for forgetting.
So Horsed couldn't find the target, no matter how they tried.
Pick of the bunch: Ash S, your Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to BingBong's nutmeg just before the final whistle. Filthy.
Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Haydn for getting nutmegged twice by the same player.
And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.
The Stats
⚽ Goalscorers
No scorers recorded
🎯 Assists
None recorded
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
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🔥 Highlight
BingBong's nutmeg just before the final whistle
🫏 Donkey
Haydn for getting nutmegged twice by the same player