A 0–5 hammering by Ballers. Some nights are just for forgetting.

So Horsed couldn't find the target, no matter how they tried.

Pick of the bunch: Ash S, your Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to Bingbong's nutmeg just before the final whistle. Filthy.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Haydn for getting nutmegged twice by the same player. Megged, and it'll be brought up forever.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.