Honours even — So Horsed and Champagne SR shared the goals in a 3–3 draw.

On the scoresheet: Tom S and Jack M (brace).

Man of the Match? No argument: Ash S. Moment of the night — Tom's wonderstrike after bullying their player off the ball.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Tom for not coming to the pub all season.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.