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So Horsed FC
So Horsed FC18 Mar 2025
So Horsed
Horsed
05
Ballers
Opposition
LA chastening night.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

A 0–5 hammering by Ballers. Some nights are just for forgetting.

So Horsed couldn't find the target, no matter how they tried.

Pick of the bunch: Drew S, your Man of the Match. One for the scrapbook — Jack M for throwing a ball over the fence whilst they were through 1 on 1. The match ball hit that ball, which went in, and no goal given.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to The ref. Blame the man in the middle, naturally.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
No scorers recorded
🎯 Assists
None recorded
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

Jack M for throwing a ball over the fence whilst they were through 1 on 1. The match ball hit that ball, which went in, and no goal given

🫏 Donkey

The ref