So Horsed and Lads on Toure couldn't be separated, finishing 2–2.

Names in the book: Jack C and James O.

Paul ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — Jack C for violating their player by nutmegging him twice. Straight through the wickets.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Drew for trying to punch a slow moving ball which just rolled in. Goalkeeping is a thankless art.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.