Champagne Super Rovers edged it 3–4. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

Getting the goals: Sam C, Tom S and Haydn H.

Pick of the bunch: James O, your Man of the Match. Worth the admission fee alone — Sam for sitting the keeper down and chipping it over him.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Sam for volleying the ball into orbit. That ball's still up there somewhere.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.