Best we draw a veil over this one — Friendly (MCH) ran riot, 1–6.

Getting the goals: Ollie J.

Pick of the bunch: Ollie J, your Man of the Match. Moment of the night — Haydn for literally rugby tackling a child.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Drew for trying to kick the ball in the woods twice. Once didn't make it over the fence. The other he had to find the ball in the bush. Someone go fetch it from the car park.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.