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So Horsed FC
So Horsed FC30 Sept 2025
So Horsed
Horsed
11
WTB GF
Opposition
DHonours even.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

So Horsed and WTB GF couldn't be separated, finishing 1–1.

So Horsed found the net once, though the scorers have been lost to history (and beer).

Drew S took the MOTM honours, and the first round. The highlight reel belongs to Dan for nutmegging their player. Straight through the wickets.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Tom & Haydn for high fiving each other for blocking a shot, but the ball was still in play.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
No scorers recorded
🎯 Assists
None recorded
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

Dan for nutmegging their player

🫏 Donkey

Tom & Haydn for high fiving each other for blocking a shot, but the ball was still in play