Wally FC edged it 3–5. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

On the scoresheet: Craig R (brace) and Ted.

Man of the Match? No argument: Craig R. One for the scrapbook — Craig's finishing.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to The ref for giving them a penalty for a foul well inside our box. From there, you'd back your nan.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.