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So Horsed FC28 Oct 2025
So Horsed
Horsed
0–3
More Horsed
Opposition
LOne that got away.
Match Report
The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk
So Horsed came up just short, going down 0–3 to More Horsed.
Not a single goal for So Horsed. It happens.
Drew S took the MOTM honours, and the first round. File this under 'pure cinema' — Craig for tripping Ben up as he was taking the pen, and getting sin binned for it.
Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Drew for letting the ball roll under his foot.
Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺
The Stats
⚽ Goalscorers
No scorers recorded
🎯 Assists
None recorded
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
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🔥 Highlight
Craig for tripping Ben up as he was taking the pen, and getting sin binned for it
🫏 Donkey
Drew for letting the ball roll under his foot