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So Horsed FC
So Horsed FC28 Oct 2025
So Horsed
Horsed
03
More Horsed
Opposition
LOne that got away.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

So Horsed came up just short, going down 0–3 to More Horsed.

Not a single goal for So Horsed. It happens.

Drew S took the MOTM honours, and the first round. File this under 'pure cinema' — Craig for tripping Ben up as he was taking the pen, and getting sin binned for it.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Drew for letting the ball roll under his foot. He'll see that one when he closes his eyes.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
No scorers recorded
🎯 Assists
None recorded
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

Craig for tripping Ben up as he was taking the pen, and getting sin binned for it

🫏 Donkey

Drew for letting the ball roll under his foot