Not pretty, but nobody's complaining: So Horsed beat The Gun 5–3.

Getting the goals: Jack C (4) and Adam C.

Pick of the bunch: Jack C, your Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to Drew's save for the cameras that was going top bins. Pure larceny between the sticks.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Spaff this off, everyone played well.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.