A workmanlike 2–1 over FC Goa. Three points is three points.

On the scoresheet: Jack C (brace).

Man of the Match? No argument: Dan H. Worth the admission fee alone — Jack C for sending their defender left and right so many times he got lost... then finishing.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Sam for miskicking a shot which chipped up perfectly for a volley... for him to then volley it to the corner flag.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.