A 1–4 defeat to Man Chest Hair. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

Goals courtesy of James O.

Adam C took the MOTM honours, and the first round. One for the scrapbook — Drew's amazing save from their player flicking it on from a goal kick. Pure larceny between the sticks.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Haydn for not showing up in fear of fighting children... again.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺