A 1–4 defeat to Man Chest Hair. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

Goals courtesy of James O.

Adam C took the MOTM honours, and the first round. One for the scrapbook — Drew's amazing save from their player flicking it on from a goal kick. Pure larceny between the sticks.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Haydn for not showing up in fear of fighting children... again. Tickets to that one weren't refundable.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺