Wally FC battered So Horsed 0–7. The only sensible response was at the bar.

So Horsed couldn't find the target, no matter how they tried.

Pick of the bunch: Tom, your Man of the Match. Moment of the night — Drew's unbelievable save onto the post. Hands like flypaper.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Sam for not coming to the pub because he had to pack for his holiday in 4 days. Commitment of the year, that.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.