Get the horse a beer — So Horsed dismantled Random Team 5–1.

Goals courtesy of Jack C (hat-trick), James O and Dan H.

Drew S took the MOTM honours, and the first round. The highlight reel belongs to Them for kicking the shit out of us and claiming we went down like a sack of potatoes.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Drew for watching the ball roll in his goal from a back pass rather than stopping it. Heart of a lion, hands of a buttered seal.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺