A workmanlike 5–2 over Lads on Toure. Three points is three points.

On the scoresheet: Tom S (brace) and Maca (hat-trick).

Man of the Match? No argument: Maca. Moment of the night — Tom's calm finishing.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Sam and Haydn trying to kiss each other whilst an oppo was in between them.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.