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So Horsed FC16 Dec 2025
So Horsed
Horsed
23
WTB GF
Opposition
LOne that got away.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

A 2–3 defeat to WTB GF. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

Goals courtesy of Jack C and Haydn H.

Haydn H took the MOTM honours, and the first round. Worth the admission fee alone — Drew saying this to Jack M: "I'm going to kick this cunt into your cunt".

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Drew trying to kick the ball at Jack M as he was spectating, hitting the post and nearly scoring an own goal, then Haydn picking the ball up which should have been a hand ball. A generous donation to the other team.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
🎯 Assists
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

Drew saying this to Jack M: "I'm going to kick this cunt into your cunt"

🫏 Donkey

Drew trying to kick the ball at Jack M as he was spectating, hitting the post and nearly scoring an own goal, then Haydn picking the ball up which should have been a hand ball