A 2–5 defeat to The Gun. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

On the scoresheet: Jack H and Haydn H.

Man of the Match? No argument: Jack H. One for the scrapbook — Haydn THE MACHINE.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Paul's shot that swerved to the corner flag.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.