RB Light a Cig battered So Horsed 1–5. The only sensible response was at the bar.

Goals courtesy of Ted.

Ted took the MOTM honours, and the first round. File this under 'pure cinema' — Ted's nice 1 on 1 finish.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Haydn and Tom for watching the ball while holding hands whilst their striker ran in and scored.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺