So Horsed nicked it 4–1 against More Horsed.

Names in the book: Tom S, BingBong (brace) and Chandler.

Tom ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. Worth the admission fee alone — Tom scoring a screamer on his testimonial. Ripped the net off.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Craig for gifting them their first goal (and his swing & miss at the back post). He'll want that one back.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.