A goalless grind against Crystal Phalace — the football peaked when the whistle freed everyone for a pint.

Not a single goal for So Horsed. It happens.

Drew S took the MOTM honours, and the first round. One for the scrapbook — Drew's clean sheet. Pure larceny between the sticks.

Drew S kept a clean sheet — alert the press.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Sam - with his first kick of the game, boots the ball onto the next pitch.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺