So Horsed edged a 2–1 win over Crucibigballs — job done, pints earned.

Goals courtesy of Isaac B (brace).

Drew S and Ben H took the MOTM honours, and the first round. Worth the admission fee alone — Drew for donating his left boot to help out Horsed FC's donkey.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Sam's atrocious finishing.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺