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So Horsed FC2 Jun 2026
So Horsed
Horsed
0–6
WTB
Opposition
LBack to the drawing board.
Match Report
The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk
WTB battered So Horsed 0–6. The only sensible response was at the bar.
So Horsed couldn't find the target, no matter how they tried.
Pick of the bunch: Milian, your Man of the Match. One for the scrapbook — Craig for getting sin-binned for pulling back their player in a 1-on-1.
And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Drew for doing a Josh.
And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.
The Stats
⚽ Goalscorers
No scorers recorded
🎯 Assists
None recorded
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
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🔥 Highlight
Craig for getting sin-binned for pulling back their player in a 1-on-1
🫏 Donkey
Drew for doing a Josh