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So Horsed FC
So Horsed FC2 Jun 2026
So Horsed
Horsed
06
WTB
Opposition
LBack to the drawing board.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

WTB battered So Horsed 0–6. The only sensible response was at the bar.

So Horsed couldn't find the target, no matter how they tried.

Pick of the bunch: Milian, your Man of the Match. One for the scrapbook — Craig for getting sin-binned for pulling back their player in a 1-on-1.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Drew for doing a Josh.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
No scorers recorded
🎯 Assists
None recorded
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

Craig for getting sin-binned for pulling back their player in a 1-on-1

🫏 Donkey

Drew for doing a Josh