Best we draw a veil over this one — Donnington & Co ran riot, 0–6.

So Horsed drew a blank up front — one of those nights.

Man of the Match? No argument: Chandler. The highlight reel belongs to Chandler's outside of the boot shot that hit the post.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash for sunbathing on the edge of the area whilst their player took it off him to score.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.