Clean Up Crew edged it 4–5. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

Names in the book: Chandler, Eddie E, Isaac B and Ben H.

Drew S ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — Oppo's one ultra doing nothing but shouting abuse the whole game.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie for trying to lob the keeper and it going over both fences. That ball's still up there somewhere.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.