Not pretty, but nobody's complaining: So Horsed beat MILF Hunters 3–2.

Getting the goals: BingBong (brace) and Maca.

Pick of the bunch: BingBong, your Man of the Match. Worth the admission fee alone — Drew's amazing double save. Hands like flypaper.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Sam for putting the perfect cross for the oppo's first goal.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.