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So Horsed FC
So Horsed FC3 Mar 2026
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Clean Up Crew
Opposition
LOne that got away.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

So Horsed came up just short, going down 1–2 to Clean Up Crew.

Names in the book: James O.

Josh M ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. One for the scrapbook — James for scoring without trying.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to James for getting nutmegged twice in 2 minutes. The Horsed crowd cheering on both occasions and their player laughing. Somebody check he's okay.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
🎯 Assists
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

James for scoring without trying

🫏 Donkey

James for getting nutmegged twice in 2 minutes. The Horsed crowd cheering on both occasions and their player laughing