A 2–2 stalemate with RB Light a Cig. A point's a point.

On the scoresheet: Jack C (brace).

Man of the Match? No argument: Chandler. File this under 'pure cinema' — Paul's nutmeg. Filthy.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ollie for stacking it just before they went through to score the equaliser. Took himself out, no defenders required.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.