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So Horsed
Horsed
4–0
Crystal Phalace
Opposition
WBattered.
Match Report
The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk
A 4–0 battering of Crystal Phalace that'll be retold (and exaggerated) over several pints.
Names in the book: Harry P (brace), Maca and Milian.
Harry P ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. Worth the admission fee alone — Charlie's backheel assist for Harry's nice finish. Served up on a plate.
Not a goal conceded; take a bow, Drew S.
Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Milian for his miss from the edge of the area with all the time in the world — that went into orbit. Someone go fetch it from the car park.
Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.