A 1–5 hammering by Horsed FC. Some nights are just for forgetting.

On the scoresheet: Paul (Craig's Friend).

Man of the Match? No argument: Sam C. One for the scrapbook — Sam for being whiter than the horsed fc kit.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Chandler taking more trips than Google Maps. Took himself out, no defenders required.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.