A 4–4 stalemate with Donnington & Co. A point's a point.

Names in the book: Maca (hat-trick) and Harry P.

Maca ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. Worth the admission fee alone — Maca for smashing his penalty straight at the keeper and the keeper shitting himself and getting out the way.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Drew for trying to throw the ball to them for a corner but ended up lobbing it top bins.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.