Nil-nil with Rutts Our FC. Not one for the highlight reel.

So Horsed drew a blank up front — one of those nights.

Man of the Match? No argument: Harry P. One for the scrapbook — it was such a shit game… Drew’s clean sheet is the highlight. Hands like flypaper.

A clean sheet for Drew S, rarer than a quiet night at The Cock Inn.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Bingbong for not showing up. Priorities, eh.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.