A 4–0 battering of WTB FC that'll be retold (and exaggerated) over several pints.

Names in the book: Maca (brace), BingBong and Charlie P.

Harry P ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. Moment of the night — Drew 4 clean sheets In a row 👏👌. Hands like flypaper.

A clean sheet for Drew S, rarer than a quiet night at The Cock Inn.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Sam getting the ball Yeeted at his face.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.