Horsed FCHorsed FC
So Horsed FC
So Horsed FC8 Sept 2026
So Horsed
Horsed
30
Horsed
Opposition
WThree points.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

Not pretty, but nobody's complaining: So Horsed beat Horsed 3–0.

Getting the goals: Ted, Maca and Chandler.

Pick of the bunch: Drew S, your Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to Chandler getting the ball and running with the ball down the line and buried it in the corner.

Drew S kept a clean sheet — alert the press.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Drew for trying to kick the ball left…. And hit it top bins in the big goal on the right.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
🎯 Assists
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

Chandler getting the ball and running with the ball down the line and buried it in the corner

🫏 Donkey

Drew for trying to kick the ball left…. And hit it top bins in the big goal on the right