So Horsed lost 1–4 to The Gun. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

Getting the goals: Maca.

Pick of the bunch: Drew S, your Man of the Match. One for the scrapbook — Drew channelling his inner manager and requesting a swap with Milian.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Haydn for shouting for the ball on the edge, then not bothering to go for it when it arrived.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.