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So Horsed FC7 Jul 2026
So Horsed
Horsed
05
WTB
Opposition
LBest forgotten.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

Best we draw a veil over this one — WTB ran riot, 0–5.

So Horsed couldn't find the target, no matter how they tried.

Pick of the bunch: Eddie E, your Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to Craig not scoring.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Isaac getting out gymed by one of their players twice.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
No scorers recorded
🎯 Assists
None recorded
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

Craig not scoring

🫏 Donkey

Isaac getting out gymed by one of their players twice