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So Horsed FC
So Horsed FC30 Jun 2026
So Horsed
Horsed
30
The Gun
Opposition
WScrappy but sweet.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

So Horsed edged a 3–0 win over The Gun — job done, pints earned.

Goals courtesy of Craig R (brace) and Maca.

Craig R took the MOTM honours, and the first round. File this under 'pure cinema' — Craig's perfect touch for his first goal 👌. One to bore the grandkids with.

A clean sheet for Dan H, rarer than a quiet night at The Cock Inn.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Sam having 4 hours to take a shot and still punted it straight at the keeper.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
🎯 Assists
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

Craig's perfect touch for his first goal 👌

🫏 Donkey

Sam having 4 hours to take a shot and still punted it straight at the keeper

📸 From the sidelines