A 3–3 stalemate with Wally FC. A point's a point.

Getting the goals: Harry P (brace) and Charlie P.

Pick of the bunch: Drew S, your Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — Harry and Charlie doing a Fifa jew-goal.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Sam — got caught from behind by WG twice when one-on-one. 0 pace stat.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.